When an insect falls into a mug of beer the:-
|
Englishman |
Throws his mug away and walks out |
|
American |
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer |
|
Chinese |
Eats the insect and throws the beer away |
|
Indian |
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of bee |
|
Pakistani |
Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer. |